Eating Love

“Eating Love” [Read to the tune of “Bleeding Love” by Leona Lewis]

Closed off from cake
I didn’t need the weight
Once or twice was enough
Worth it for the taste
Time starts to pass
Before you know it you’re bloated

But something happened
On my way home from the tube
I see the Newsagents
Shining right in view
I grab a few, looking round
Thinking I’m going crazy

But I don’t care what they say
I’m in love with food
They try to pull me away
They haven’t tried a Boost
My stomach’s helpless to the wrappers
That I keep on opening
Then I start munching and I

Keep eating
Keep, keep eating stuff
I keep eating
I keep, keep eating junk
Keep eating
Keep, keep eating fudge
Just one more open

Trying hard not to crave
And I’m feeling so proud
Not a bar in sight
And I’m not going out
Yet I know this ideal
Won’t stop the food calling

But nothing’s greater than the rush from wolfing down cake
And in this world of baked goods
I shouldn’t stuff my face
Yet if you saw my pantry you’d
Think I’m going crazy, maybe, maybe

But I don’t care what they say
I’m in love with food
Wish I could pull away
But we both know the truth
My hips are helpless to the Flake
That I keep on standby
Just one rip open and I

Keep eating
Keep, keep eating stuff
I keep eating
I keep, keep eating junk
Keep eating
Keep, keep eating fudge
Just one more open

And it’s gaining all on me
Though it’s not so hard to believe
Stick my chin out in selfies
So Facebook friends don’t see

I don’t care what they say
I’m in love with food
No point pulling away
Cos we both know the truth
I’ve sucummbed to the fact
That I keep on munching
Cake in the oven and I

Keep eating
Keep, keep eating stuff
I keep eating
I keep, keep eating junk
Keep eating
Keep, keep eating fudge
Cupcakes are calling and I

Keep eating
Keep, keep eating Dove
I keep eating
I keep, keep eating sponge
Keep eating
Keep, keep eating fudge
Just one more open and I
Keep eating
Keep, keep eating love

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